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JERK MERCH will be available HERE:
Nov 17, 2019: Helenic Centre, London ON. 10-4
Nov 30, 2019: Oxford Auditorium, Woodstock ON, 9-3
My Jerk Merch coffee mugs were just what I expected. Pretty round, about 5" tall. Holds hot liquids. Cold ones, too, if you're desperate that way. Convenient handle makes an awesome hook for your cat to pull it to the ground. My Jerk Merch coffee mug had 100% genuine, real words on it. That you can read. 11/10 would offend.
I love my shirt that I got of yours from a friend for my birthday. People stop me all the time and ask me where I got it. I laugh every time they ask me.
My Jerk Merch gifts of the "no bullshit" were thoroughly enjoyed by co-workers who were able to subtly "give it to the man" while enjoying their beverage and maintaining employment status.
I love both my jerk coffee mugs, tee shirt and the cards! Oh the cards. Even my 91 year old mother in law laughed when my husband gave her the Mother’s Day card this year that said “I didn’t put you in the home yet!”
I follow the instructions on my Jerk Merch mug label to a t. Caffeine before Hygiene ☕️
Jerk Merch is that awesome combination of quick wit, sarcasm, and biting edge!!! My fav is my BACON tee ... if I can’t have it on the inside ... I can have it on the outside!!!
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