Coming from a long line of smartasses, I created Jerk Merch by Gospel of Schultz when my dad (the Grand Poobah of sarcasm & smartassery) died. For his "going away party", I made posters of him with speech bubbles containing some of his actual quotes, (the original Gospel of Schultz) and put some on magnets and mugs to give to family and close friends, as commemorative pieces. Other people saw these items, thought they were funny, and offered to buy them. Jerk Merch was born. Later, a friend suggested that I expand to greeting cards. The rest, as they say, is history.
Are you tired of the cheesy, lame-o cards you find in the stationery stores? We have what you are looking for. If you check our socials, you will find sarcastic, snarky, and smartassed cards for all occasions. These cards say what we are all thinking. We have birthday cards, life event cards, sentiment cards, holiday cards (including Festivus and Krampusnacht), Covid Cards, and de-motivational "Jerk-spirational" cards.
*Jerk Merch will not be responsible if you get cut out of someone's will
Fed up with people who park like jerks? You can now leave a small Jerk Parking Citation on the windshield to express your displeasure. There are 5 to choose from (10 per package) or try them all with a combo pack (2 of each). Keep 'em in your console and be ready to chastise the offending motorist with a smarmy little literary spanking!
If the motivational posters make you gag, Jerk-spirational quotes will save the day! They come in greeting cards (blank inside) or 5x7 magnets. They can even be custom-framed for that gift that keeps on giving (giving tears, that is).
They look beautiful but when you start reading, you will clasp your proverbial (or literal) pearls.
Check out a sample on the Jerk Merch TikTok channel!
If you would like to discuss custom cards, magnets,
Jerk-spirational Quotes and more, send me a note!
Q: Is Jerk Merch available in stores?
A: Jerk Cards and Parking Citations are available at the lovely shop, Lauren Whitney Lifestyles in St. Mary's, Ontario. Check out their Facebook page here:
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